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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
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my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
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| omg did i reply too fast | me: |
| they're going to think i'm obsessed with them | me: |
"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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