Just give me a second darling to clear my head

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

(Source: foxadhd.com, via sassy-milkshake)

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Lily spam because while everyone is with their families at Easter I’m in Melbourne all byyyyy myyyyselffff

potandvodka:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#EVEN IF YOU WANNA JUST GO FOR A DRIVE THERES NOWHERE TO DRIVE TO

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

yourblowjobprincess:

Margot Robbie

yourblowjobprincess:

Margot Robbie

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via cassualty)

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(Source: annnica, via acoupleofdreams)

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via chanandlerb0ng)

littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

(Source: thedoghousediaries.com, via battledanceagainsthanson)

Did my heart love ‘til now?

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