Just give me a second darling to clear my head



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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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Hey guys like my teaching subject at uni is really hard and I thought I did pretty average on this assessment but then I got my mark back and 19.5/20 bitchessssss


The Winter Soldier and The Double


The Winter Soldier and The Double

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why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

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"this didn’t happen in the books"

- ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

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one does not simply walk into a book shop and have the strength to not buy a book

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Game Of Thrones Character Per Episode:
↳ Jaime Lannister (4x01, Two Swords)

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Turn that frown upside down :)


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I am not your enemy, your enemy is beside you. Your enemy steals and murders your children. Your enemy has nothing for you but chains and suffering, and commands. I do not bring you commands. I bring you a choice. And I bring your enemies what they deserve.”

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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."

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