January 2011
△ I'M SO GODDAMN HIPSTER
iwastefood asked: OHGOSHBLAIR i jsut came a visiting your lovely tumblr and realised i had unfollowed!?!? i don't remember this.. maybe i clicked it by accident!? so unsure. but i have you again! it's all good <3
Go anon and say whatever the fuck you want in my...
when celebrities don't reply to your tweets
chemoluminescence:
captainraptor:
LISTENING TO MILEY FLIPPING CYRUS
Y U NO JELLY?
My parents think I do nothing all day.
Bitches please, I run a blog.
tiredlibrarian:
That moment when you greet your pet like
And they’re like
TUMBLR GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FEED THE FUCKING...
when i follow someone and they dont follow me back
t0rtimer:
what is wrong with you dont you know how fucking hilarious i am
THIS ^
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formspring.me
Ask me something if you’re lovely http://formspring.me/answermydream
Reblog if you like Doctor Who and Muse
UM OFCOURSE
I'm Just waiting for you to talk to me...
& When you do I’m like…
What 14-year-old's today look like,
swinglifeaway72:
What I looked like when I was their age,
The guy across the room is staring at you
Expectations:
Reality:
What does tosser mean?
If it means, like, tossing stuff…well yeah I do that.
what's love without hate?
mishclit asked: YOU ARE RUDE YOU FUCKING TOSSER.
Someone states their well justified opinion and you tell 'em to p off.
Wtf? Just admit you were wrong and move on.
YOU WASTE OF TUMBLR.
Someone states their well justified opinion and you tell 'em to p off.
Wtf? Just admit you were wrong and move on.
YOU WASTE OF TUMBLR.
studsandstars asked: Sorry, i'm just so stubborn..
She didn't call anyone ugly though - because obviously it is rude. She said 'no ugly people' which implies that if you think of yourself as ugly, then give yourself a no. If you take it offensively, then it's your own fault because it would mean you are seeing yourself as ugly and thinking that this statement is directly related...
She didn't call anyone ugly though - because obviously it is rude. She said 'no ugly people' which implies that if you think of yourself as ugly, then give yourself a no. If you take it offensively, then it's your own fault because it would mean you are seeing yourself as ugly and thinking that this statement is directly related...
studsandstars asked: 'no ugly people' is only offensive if you take it offensively. it can also be sarcasm at it's finest, if you permit yourself to think with the least bit of wit.
and who said she was talking about outer beauty?
and who said she was talking about outer beauty?
OMG TUMBLR I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Been in Sydney for 3 days without you and I come back, scroll my dash and it’s pure bliss. I love everyone!
That awkward moment when everyone on your dash...
Off to Sydney in one hour!
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
makunahatata:
When my P.E teacher tells me to run, i'm all like
wsupjd:
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
